Use the digit of your choice to click the gif and watch last night’s Colbert Report.
i should keep this one in my back pocket.
I always give books. And I always ask for books. I think you should reward people sexually for getting you books. Don’t send a thank-you note, repay them with sexual activity. If the book is rare or by your favorite author or one you didn’t know about, reward them with the most perverted sex act you can think of. Otherwise, you can just make out.
i’m gonna be honest. this “let’s just get ron burgundy to host everything” movie marketing approach is straight up genius.
i’m just impressed that will is willing to get dressed in that getup so often.
<font size="3">I loathe when people think that I’m shy rather than introverted. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being shy, I’m just not, and they are two separate things. People cajoling me into social situations try to assure me that I “don’t have to talk to everyone” or that “everyone will love me.” Bitch, of course they will like me. I am delightful. I just find prolonged social interactions to be extremely exhausting.</font>
If you’re hosting Thanksgiving this year, you may or may not have thought about how you’re going to make guests bring stuff back home. I mean, I haven’t. This project is also the perfect task to give to someone who cannot be trusted in the kitchen. Like your baby brother…
<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jhnmyr.tumblr.com/post/67799157502/what-do-you-think-of-current-pop-music">jhnmyr</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>I think “_____________”</p>
<p>and then I think “stay out of this, grandpa.”</p></blockquote><p><p>too good.</p></p>